BLACK I PEE

What is this black patch I see
Could this really have come from me?
Each morn I wake only to fear
It's black I pee again, oh dear

It might be cancer, it could be stroke
It might be hypochondria of a mid-aged bloke
What is unmistakable and true
I ache when I pee, till I turn blue

My doctor says I'm in the pink
My teenage girl says I'm at the brink
My dear 'ol wife is mad as hell
At cleaning up my show and tell

Until I figure out just what's wrong
I'll have to stay all sane and strong
The next time when I take a leak
The color of which I'll try not to peek



July 2005
@MBK Bangkok
(You have to be deranged to shop here)

IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO CHOOSE

If I didn't have to choose
Your aching heart would never bleed
My wandering spirit would never go
To find the things I shouldn't seek

If I didn't have to choose
You might never need to cry
Pleasing You would be breeze
I would scarcely need to try

If I didn't have to choose
You need never stitch me up
My tattered shreds of broken dreams
This tapestry of hope I wrecked

If I didn't have to choose..

If I couldn''t choose at all...

.......I wouldn't have known what I would lose ....

.............I'd couldn't have known you'd catch my fall

Mar 05